tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

And Morbius is somewhere in the white below Hannibal Lector…

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

And Morbius is somewhere in the white below Hannibal Lector…

(Source: collegehumor, via torso-boy)

delotha:

meltyvolks:

fizzylimon:

pjcalamity:

I thought it’d be interesting to try the “I Write Like…” site (http://iwl.me/) but to see how much style changes from year-to-year from piece-to-piece. All of these were fiction. The top is a piece called Cradlesong, the middle is the first chapter of Twisted, and the bottom is Red Bound. The first two are fantasy. The last two are first-person. Cradlesong started in high school and I haven’t touched it since 2009, Twisted started in 2011 and Red Bound was written in…2012? Yes.

In theory one could paste a bunch of excerpts and get a more accurate reading, but eh. This of course also isn’t any indication of how good the pieces are/I am. Though I am a little surprised and happy about the last one, though all three are cool.

PJ, please, with all due respect, I am rather displeased that you piqued my curiosity and would appreciate reparations of one sort or another.

I got Stephenie Meyer too. :\
The second time I tried got Margaret Mitchell.

Robert Louis Stevensen

Also wrote Treasure Island and The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde.

I’m down with this.

Chuck Palahniuk 

I am so okay with this. 

psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.


Oh.. that’s not good.

psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

Oh.. that’s not good.

(via awesomesock)

delotha:

did-you-kno:

A vampire bat urinates while drinking the blood of its prey. Source

duskkodesh
I hope Morby doesn’t do this.

Actually to kill a full grown human a vampire would need to drink at LEAST 2 liters but more like 3 to 4 liters of blood. Now the average human bladder holds 14-17 fluid oz with about an absolute maximum of 1 liter. 
So yeah… XD The vampire bat’s digestion is one of the fastest on the planet. Gotta make more room while you’re drinking. 

delotha:

did-you-kno:

A vampire bat urinates while drinking the blood of its prey. Source

duskkodesh

I hope Morby doesn’t do this.

Actually to kill a full grown human a vampire would need to drink at LEAST 2 liters but more like 3 to 4 liters of blood. Now the average human bladder holds 14-17 fluid oz with about an absolute maximum of 1 liter. 

So yeah… XD The vampire bat’s digestion is one of the fastest on the planet. Gotta make more room while you’re drinking. 

Actual things I did in character as Morby in my RP group today:

torso-boy:

duskkodesh:

  • Hit on Selene Gallio
  • Fought the statue of liberty
  • Pushed Deadpool out of a plane
  • Lied about pushing Deadpool out of a plane
  • Picked on Nova about Namorita
  • Used a holy sword to close a portal to limbo
  • Flipped every other character the bird

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Actual things I did in character as Morby in my RP group today:

  • Hit on Selene Gallio
  • Fought the statue of liberty
  • Pushed Deadpool out of a plane
  • Lied about pushing Deadpool out of a plane
  • Picked on Nova about Namorita
  • Used a holy sword to close a portal to limbo
  • Flipped every other character the bird

fancyhujoo:

bjdconfessions:

to an earlier confession about fers. What the frick is that? I understand that it’s some type of clothing, but a definition would be really nice <3

Image by BJDConfessions

To the people saying to check google, it really didn’t help me either, i’m in the same boat as Anon. All it brings up is government programs and junk.

Dollheart fers were particular cut clothing sets that came with a dress and a hooded jacket. They have kind of a witchy or goth look to them.

I doodle way too much when I&#8217;m bored. 

I doodle way too much when I’m bored. 

Tags: Morbius sketch

delotha:

duskkodesh:

delotha:

truebjdconfessions:

i’m not that active in the hobby, not only because it’s expensive (i only have one doll) but also because it feels kind of intimidating. there always seems to be a new drama going on and a game of he-said-she-said. i have one friend (and they’re online, at that) who has bjds, and i started talking to them because of another fandom altogether. most people don’t even know that i have a bjd because i don’t know how to talk to people about my hobby or anything, i’m scared of a negative reply. My doll is still with the default outfit and makeup she came with—she’s a bluefairy doll and i love her so much, but i don’t know who to ask for a custom face-up or anything. i want to be more invested in the hobby and everything, but i know that i won’t really make many friends or anything like that. after a while it just kind of feels like it’s difficult to get into the hobby when most people know each other and you’re so new (even though i’ve had my doll for almost 2 years).

~Anonymous

First of all, avoid the confession blogs.  At this point, it seems to me that they’re like sex - don’t try them unless you’re ready for it.

Secondly, most BJD hobbyists absolutely LOVE it when someone comments on their pictures or out-of-the-blue sends them a message.  In fact, I can’t think of one who doesn’t love this.  It can be intimidating, because some of us can be a little blunt or opinionated, or because some of us are really close with other hobbyists, but I promise you that we’re all just a bunch of shy dorks playing with dolls.  We’re harmless, and we love talking about dolls.

We also love talking about other things, so you can let the conversation flow naturally.  It doesn’t always have to be about dolls.

And lastly, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with having the default outfit or face-up on your doll.  If you want to find good face-up artists, I’d suggest going on DoA or Castaways.  DoA requires an invite, which I am happy to give, and it does require a post-count reached (as well as a certain length of time on the forum), but honestly, it’s not that bad.

But seriously, if you love your doll as she is, that’s all that matters.  The confession blogs aren’t a good place to look if you’re unsure about the community.  I’d suggest fuckyeahoriginalbjdpics, fuckyeahballjointdolls, and inkmetalandresin.  Those blogs share some great pictures, and will probably answer any questions you have.

As for individual hobbyists?

awesomesock

catnipforkhoshekh

damasquerade

dolldreamstuff

duskkodesh

easilyannoyedcamwhore

fishcake2012

meltyvolks

meanae

wyldangel-cant-wake-up

And oh god, I’ve forgotten someone, but those are some awesome people to follow.  All of them are really nice, and I promise, won’t buy.  Some will bite if invited, but that’s just how it is.

I bite one random blogger and all of a sudden I have a reputation.

The sad thing is, I never knew about the random blogger.

Yeah, sod does wonders for covering impromptu burial plots.

After rewatching the episode I swear to gods I may just have to dollify Mr. Quinlan. After I finish up Morby’s stuff he’s soooo next in line.